Baby It's COVID Time (Xmas 2020)

by Ollie & Scoops

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It's Ollie & Scoops' 2nd annual Xmas Song! For this year 2020, here is "Baby It's COVID Time" sung by Brunk and Merle.

Starring:
Rich Evans as Merle
Mike Stoklasa as Brunk

Cover Art by:
Natasha Weir

Written and Directed by:
Nico Colaleo

lyrics

LYRICS:

MERLE
Yeesh, this stinks! This garbage isn’t even good enough for garbage-eatin’ chumps like us.

BRUNK
Yeah! Usually this filthy alley has at least some trash that’s edible.

MERLE
I’m telling ya Brunk, this is the perfect analogy for the year 2020. Garbage. A garbage year!

BRUNK
At least the holidays are here, right pal?

MERLE
Feh! What difference does it make? Thanks to this crummy pandemic, no one’s around. No friends - not even our enemies!

BRUNK
Oh no... Merle, I think someone needs help getting into the holiday spirit.

MERLE
No way. 2020 SUCKS! So how exactly are the remaining 2 weeks of the year supposed to make everything better?

BRUNK
Ya never know...

(SONG BEGINS)
(MERLE AND BRUNK'S LINES TO BE SUNG IN TANDEM)

MERLE
It’s true, methinks,
That 2020 stinks!
Forget status quo
How’d our lives get this low?!
It’s not like I’m tellin’ a fib
And it’s a drag to be so negative
But some jokes just ain’t that funny
I’m no fan of 2020

I hate this abuse
With this virus on the loose
We’re in a thick jam
Cuz there’s nobody left to scam
It’s simple enough to spoil it
When the economy’s in the toilet
I really must say
Baby it’s Covid Time

It’s simply perverse
How things can’t get worse
It’s not safe I reckon
Til at least next- Hey wait a second!
No people means no consumers
And businesses close up sooner
Giving more time left
To sneak out and commit theft!

At first this year stunk
But here’s a new plan Brunk
With you as my confidant
We’ll score all the catnip we want!
We’ll break into the local PetCo
Grab all we can carry and go
So now we can say
Baby it’s Catnip Time!

Baby it’s Caaaat-niiiiip Tiiiiime!

BRUNK
This has got me all sad
Aww it’s not that bad
It’s a really late start
We’ll need a microwave to warm your heart
It’ll look up in a while
Let’s see a smile
I know the world’s been rough
...Fair enough

The sickness is loomin’
I even miss seeing humans
Quarantine’s in full swing
Keep up that social distancing!
It’s too big a task
To keep wearing this mask
Oy vey
Baby it’s Covid Time

Baby it’s Covid Time
For us partners in crime
A long wait it’s becomin’
Sounds like ya just thought of somethin?
I’m sensing bliss
I like where you’re going with this
Yeeaah yeeaah, I see ya
Mamma mia!

Or so it appears
Go on, I’m all ears!
And your brilliant psyche
Oooh, me likey!
A-haaa, I see
Ooo, a robbery!
Okay!
Baby it’s Catnip Time!

...Once more!

Baby it’s Caaaat-niiiiip Tiiiiime!

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released December 13, 2020

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